Congress Defunded Us, So We're Blowing Up the Moon

◆ Ranked 6th in Mini Jam 130: Lunar with the limitation "10 Seconds" ◆

OK, NOT COOL

Those nasty little weasels in Congress pulled all our funding because we "don't do cool stuff anymore." News flash, jerks: you don't take NASO's money and walk away with an intact moon. We'll see who's laughing *hic* when there are no more seasons!

HERE'S THE SKINNY

As our head launch technician, this operation is in your hands. It might be tricky to keep the rocket steady while tipsy, but I see no reason to start thinking about our decisions now. Just keep its trajectory aligned until liftoff so we can wipe that miserable little rock off the face of space!

PRESS THESE BABIES

START/CONTINUE: Space
TILT LEFT: [Hold] A/Left Arrow
TILT RIGHT: [Hold] D/Right Arrow